Reverend Elvis — Das Spiel

UNDEAD NETWORK presents

REVEREND
ELVIS

DAS SPIEL

Waking the congregation…

A 1955 PULP NIGHTMARE · RESTORED FOR THE MODERN WEB

UNDEAD NETWORK A HELL RIDE PRESENTATION

A WARNING TO THE CONGREGATION

SCORE 0

0/35

THE READER'S CARD · FORM 66-B

SETTINGS

Adjust the screen and the volume. Your preferences are pressed into the paper and remembered.

AUDIO

MASTER VOLUME 85% MUSIC 55% SOUND EFFECTS 80%

SCREEN

Film grainThe good kind of noise.

ScanlinesFor the drive-in feel.

Screen shakeFor the punches.

Reduce motionNo drifting ash or flicker.

Damage flashRed is a warning.

CONTROLS

TOUCH CONTROLS

HapticsIf your telephone can take it.

No gamepad detected.

PROGRESS

Best score 0 / 3500

Gold records found 0 / 35

Reverend Elvis — Das Spiel · restored 2026

INSTRUCTION MANUAL · KEEP THIS COVER

HOW TO PLAY

The Reverend has three hallelujahs, one guitar, and thirty-five gold records to find. The Devil has a better health plan.

THE OBJECTIVE

Collect all 35 gold records — 100 points each, 3500 total.
Or reach the red guitar at the end of the level for the other ending.
Three hits and the Hell Ride is over. The void counts as one.
Checkpoints are automatic. The projector resumes where you left off.

KEYBOARD

AD / ←→MOVE SPACE / WJUMP X / JSHOOT C / KREBUKE (MELEE) ESC / PPAUSE

Hold ↓ + jump to drop through wooden bridges. Walk or jump into a gold BOOST ring to launch upward.

TOUCH

Turn the phone sideways for the widescreen print. The controls sit under your thumbs; the buttons forgive.

THE CAST

FIELD NOTES

Shoot the wardens and the men in suits. Rebuke anything that gets too close. The secretaries behind the desks are not a metaphor — do not touch them. The woman in the chair is a trap — she gives back a hallelujah. The mushrooms are not dinner.

Difficulty is a matter of faith.

MASTHEAD & STAFF · VOL. 1, NO. 66

THE MASTHEAD

A GDevelop 5 RELIC,
RESURRECTED FOR THE
MODERN WEB.

ORIGINAL HELL RIDE: Reverend Elvis — Das Spiel, created in GDevelop 5
REBUILD: HTML5 canvas engine · 2026
LEVEL & GAME LOGIC: Ported from the original event sheet, geometry preserved
ART & SOUND: All original sprites, backgrounds and recordings retained
TYPE: Anton · Oswald · Playfair Display · Special Elite · Pirata One (SIL OFL)
SPECIAL THANKS: The congregation, the wardens, the suits, and whoever kept the original export alive

No pixels were harmed. A duplicate coin was removed. The spanking remains.

Printed on cheap paper. Built to last.

THE END?

GAME OVER

The congregation goes home.

FINAL SCORE 0 / 3500

A REVEREND ELVIS HELL RIDE · 1955 / 2026